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# Woo!
I have just seen a preview for the next LOTR film and I am moist.

/sad twat
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# well
Legolas is a very attractive elf and has quite the same effect on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# O_O
*shocked silence*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# I'm sorry
but Orlando Bloom = very attractive man.
And equally lovely as rugged pirate or slightly effeminate elf.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I'm usually straight.
But I'd fuck the arse of him quicker than you can say "buttocks".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# "buttocks"



Finished yet?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Oh come on
everyone fancies Legolas. Even I did, whereas Orlando Bloom in real life (and even in Pirates of the Carribean) does nothing for me.

Mind you in PotC he was standing next to Johnny Depp who was just being a trillion-megawatt sex-appeal explosion. *dribbles slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# gosh
i couldn't decide between the two!
So obviously both. At the same time.
And maybe Seth Green too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# But who
gets which orifice? It's a conundrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# place her on a spinning table
and let fate decide...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Begging for
a shopping...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i think
i would let them decide amongst themselves. I'm quite easy going really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
#
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
#


copycat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
#


Prove it
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I can agree with Johnny Depp...
I'd turn for him, definitely

but the shock was less at Legolas being attractive, and more at young miss Lora telling us about going moist - no shame, these youngsters!
/dirtyoldman
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# dirty old man is right!
obviously it was said in the most innocent way..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I should think so
especially after your reply to Baz...

I'm beginning to think of you in a whole new light - and it's frankly scarifying!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# don't you worry
back to my lovely all girls school soon, where obviously we are all on best behaviour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# brb afk
ggw... O_o o_O o_o -_- O_O ... ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Best use of smileys
EVER!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# And
Keanu?
And Tom Cruise?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Oh
And Brad Pitt?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# um
no.
To all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I'm afraid
she speaks de troof. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# come now
Tom and Brad in Interview with the Vampire... no?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# urgh No
dressed like girls and talking poncy shite... no.

Seth Green, though. Lora has a point there.

And also Jude Law. I always knew he was a bastard. He has that look.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# The look
of a bastard?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# but i think
we all would regardless. I quite liked his plasticy look in AI.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# other films he looks a bit of a twat
in that one he did look ok - one of the few bits of the film that did look ok!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Ah well..
I spose I'll just have to keep them entertained myself then..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Well
What about someone from Buffy or Angel then?
Like Angel?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# *runs screaming from room*
Not even with yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Okay....
I'm vaguelly sensing that we might have different tastes ;)

Do you like Rutger and those kind of men?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Only
my little Seth (as mentioned previously.)
Though Alyson is quite special.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# 0_0
stares...
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I watched the behind the scenes thing
on the Two Towers dvd last night.
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)