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# 'lo Bob
Do you play footy?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha...
...me play football?

I am overweight, unfit and Scottish - of course I can't play football.

If you need a big fat man to go in goal though, I might be your guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'll bear that in mind
as you'd cover more area than Sunshine Elephant.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Maybe...
...I can be the big defender who has no skill, but scythes down forwards mercilessly.

Then runs up the pitch in the last five minutes as a set-piece target man.

"On me 'ead son...."

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# rush goalie?



three and in?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)