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# Alright.
People in the UK: Tell me why you should get a fiver, and it's yours. Go..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# discriminating bastard
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I can't put a fiver in the post to america can I now
Nothing personal :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# itd cost a fiver to send it...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# you could keep it
until I come back.

or send it to the b3tan of my choice
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/1893826
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# sod the fiver
should I have another beer or go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Have another
I obviously don't need it
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i'm considering another beer
and maybe some food

my innards appear to be behaving after some earlier unpleasantness
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# How about paypal?

Or are we just talking about a gift of a physical fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# physical fiver
I don't have paypal, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# COS ILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DONT GIVE IT ME.






oops, caps lock.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# So far
you're winning. Kitty, wanna be the judge? :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)
# ok
how long do I have?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Erm..2 minutes?
This is a spur of the moment kinda thing.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# why don't you send it to munkt0n?
to help with arthur
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I'm sending him a tenner.
This is separate :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# whos arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# m3ss3ng3r is dead
long live arthur
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# ok :)
you're very generous
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# I'm just feeling generous now.
Anyway, if you wanna email me your choice (preferably with their home address) then it shall be done. Emails in profile.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# right, will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# i tried to send some
today to 4rthur

couldn't remember me flippin paypal email or password

so i'm signing up again with a more recent email address :)
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# because
you love me

don't you?
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i've never felt so
rejected
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# would me telling you to cock off help?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# i just don't
know what's good for me any more
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# a good kick up the arse i think.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# i need a fiver
that's what i need - does anyone have a fiver?

oh... wait.
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# because ill put it towards that monkey ive always wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)
#
because if you dont

he'll pop a cap in yo ass
and its my mates 18th in a week on Thursday and I've still to buy her something
and i fancy her
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# your giving non UKers a bad name
fuk off
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Sorry
Was just trying to be nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)
# didn't
sound nice to me

now FUK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# I was offering anyone who wanted it £5
only reason it had to be in UK was because it'd get lost/knicked on the way out. Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# oh
um. . . perhaps. . . I misunderstood

sowry
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# yes, but look at it this way.
what the FUCK would you do with a british £5 note outside of britain?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)
# frame it
your money is more colorful than ours. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
# :-D
Im going to be trading my pounds in for dollars in 2 years time....oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# you can't get good cheese here
or jaffa cakes

or chocolate :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
#
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# yes
you continue to taunt me. :p
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# or bacon.....
but still, I can get sun, sex, pissed illegally (again!!! thank fucking god!!!) and shot at. oh wait, i cant get shot at in manchester. scratch that one.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# hehehehe
sun? in new york in the winter?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# as opposed to manchester, at ANY time of the year?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# in the summer in new york
you'd wish to be back in manchester.

unless you were up in the mountains
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# i have never once wished i was back in manchester.
ever. and I have been to hull.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# well
back somewhere that doesn't get up to 100F everyday then
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# i really dont mind the heat.
ever been to turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# nope
I mind the humidity though.

Arizona was ok at 117F, because there was no moisture, but here at 90F is brutal
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i haven't been shot
but i got mugged twice in one night in manchester a few years ago

it was great
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# I love this city.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# I'm surprised
you want to leave it...
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# fiver
does not denote pounds

we have fivers too ya know
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Ah
but PMGT knows me. Do you really have fivers? I didn't think anyone called them that.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# nor did I...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# yes we do
we call five dollar notes, fivers

thats what confused me

and the beer didn't help any
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# I've never heard anyone say that before
I don't get out much though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# where do you live
and how old are you?

in boston it was standard in the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# that could be it
I'm 22 and have lived in the south, west and midwest, but never in the northeast
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)
# well
I am 43, and often feel like I have heard it all

I know better than to assume tho, and i did
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# aw
it's ok :)

I've just always thought of a fiver as being a five pound note. That's probably an assumption too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)
# thanks for understanding
your generation is much more international than mine

tho some of us do try
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# :)
I think some of us are more international. Having lived in other countries a lot, I really think americans tend to be very egotistical in general, but that could just be me.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# thats just you.
you, and islam.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# hmmm
i dunno.

we don't do it exclusively, but we do.

and we're just as fiercely patriotic, we just have more power
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# I have lived in Mexico
just not in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# :)
I lived in colombia and kenya for a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)
# yes, but take into consideration the fact that I know dogsbollocks is from reading
which is in the UK, and chances are the fiver he's offering is going to be in stirling, wouldnt you agree?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# There are Reading's in america
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# yes there are
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Otis
is one of them
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# and *I* did not know that
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# yes, but is there a "reading, which is in the UK" in america?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# not that i know of
but we do name things oddly here

so I wouldn't be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)
# New York
is a prime example

so imaginative :)
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# as well as new england
new jersey, boston, manchester, london, new london, woodbury (which is named after my hometown bury) and devon.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# and don't forget
New Rochelle
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# are you sure rochelle isnt in france?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# no
but I am sure there is one in NY state
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# I've actualy wrote
my mobile number on a £5 note, but no one has rang me yet:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
#
A bad name how?
you cock off

/trying to get on dogbollocks goodside to get fiver
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)
# It's up to kitty meow meow
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)
#
Oh, that lovely lady
What a fine choice for a judge
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)
# good try
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Because I'll send you
a scotish fiver in return!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)
# That's probably the best deal!
Heh - okey. Bed for me.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)
# night night
and you all have to make convincing cases here.

no one seems to actually be saying why they should get it...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# I think "because I'm willing to give my home address out to someone over the internet" is the best argument
:)

really off to bed now...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# hahaha
I knew lots of b3tans' home addresses, until m3ss3ng3r died
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# I don't actualy want
I was offering a swap!

But I've just realise I've spent the fucker! so I can't swap.

I need some new discs to put music I've NOT* downloaded, onto and £5 would buy me 10 discs

*replace with "have"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# so far,
you're the only contender...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)
# my entry into this competition
was quite serious, i'll have you know
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)
# what was it?
that you love him?

love shouldn't be a monetary relationship

(yes this is what you get for getting a girl to judge)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# very true
money is the WORST thing that ever happens to relationships
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# i wish to
modify my entry

www.b3ta.com/board/1893920
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# oh you slick bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# cock off
i'm skint

oops
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)
# So you're saying that
You'd misleed the judge in a sad, sad attempt to cheat yourself the win?...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# I'll get 50p change
so I'll put it in the charity box! how's that? none will goto waste! I'll even take a picture as proof:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)
# well, in taht case
i'll donate the fiver to a donkey sanctuary, for looking after donkeys in unfortunate circumstances
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# But then
why would you need the fiver? He could do that himself!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# TJ, sorry :(
Night all! Really am off this time.
Just leave you with this..
On the BBC News site, there's a headline under "Tech" stuff - "Self Parking car hits the shops".. I wonder if they meant it to be funny? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)
# hahahaha
it is though.

I think the bbc really does say stuff like that on purpose a lot. It's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# i read that story this afternoon
and that thought never occurred to me

my powers are weak today :(
(vork and burlap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)