Dutchbird does,then she'll pump you full of Jam.
She's a female Jampire.
(She's a female Jampire.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:28,
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if dutchbird's cute.......i might not mind if SHE bites me ;)
I don't mind about Jampires, because I always carry a turnip around my neck - which as everyone knows, they're scared of!
(I don't mind about Jampires, because I always carry a turnip around my neck - which as everyone knows, they're scared of!
chog24,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:32,
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She so cute,she has a boyfriend called Pootle who has a short temper and fists like iron, that's how cute she is.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:33,
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aaaah... the "boyfriend" word......shame. I bat for "the other team" myself ;)
( chog24,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:34,
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwyou mean you're South African????
( thebear is thebear,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:37,
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Here,you're not one of those "left handers" I've read so much about??
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:38,
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I am irresistibleBut I'm also Mrs Pootle, so you'd best behave or he'll 'ave ya!
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butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:33,
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Heh,Pump up the Jam...that's your theme tune.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:36,
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While your feet are stomping, and the jam is pumping, look ahead the crowd is jumpingI know too much of that song by heart.
French friend of mine asked her Mum what that meant, the Mum translated it literally "pomper la confiture" - my kind of Mum
(French friend of mine asked her Mum what that meant, the Mum translated it literally "pomper la confiture" - my kind of Mum
butchbint,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:40,
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