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# Br3tan Bashton Brit
Just noticed about the BBB this Sat.... not been on here (regular, like) for aaaaages, but would like to meet my fellow b3tans... just one question:

if I do show up, do any of u bite?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I'm a Jampire
and might pump jam into brain.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Dutchbird does,
then she'll pump you full of Jam.
She's a female Jampire.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# if dutchbird's cute....
...i might not mind if SHE bites me ;)

I don't mind about Jampires, because I always carry a turnip around my neck - which as everyone knows, they're scared of!
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# She so cute,
she has a boyfriend called Pootle who has a short temper and fists like iron, that's how cute she is.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# aaaah... the "boyfriend" word...
...shame. I bat for "the other team" myself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwww
you mean you're South African????
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Here,
you're not one of those "left handers" I've read so much about??
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I am irresistible
But I'm also Mrs Pootle, so you'd best behave or he'll 'ave ya!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Heh,
Pump up the Jam...that's your theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# While your feet are stomping, and the jam is pumping, look ahead the crowd is jumping
I know too much of that song by heart.

French friend of mine asked her Mum what that meant, the Mum translated it literally "pomper la confiture" - my kind of Mum
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# .
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(T1, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I wish I could
lost all my teeth in a freak crisps eating incident
(DMQOB, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# they will kill if provoked
TJ: Is anyone or does anyone know if someone who is looking for a job? We need a production type person, bit of graphics and design work and some html preferable. Pays ok, not great, (c20K). Email in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Why am I always the first
to reply to these threads?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# ah, but it's proper job stuff
our office is in Clerkenwell. Plus you'd be junior to me...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# And also
I have no way of getting to Clerkenwell...I don't even know where it is!
Could I get there by train?
I could work under you, you know how hard a worker I am...
Actually, I think I'm destined for greatness...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Farringdon is the nearest station I suspect.
Which has mainline links, although I have no idea where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# That's ok,
Who'd hire me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Someone with a heart of gold
and a cock of iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Would have to doff his cap and call you "m'lord"?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# yes
and lick my balls clean every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Erm...
ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# i was about to email you
until i read that
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'm lying
I normally use sandpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# gah!
you're in london town

this just won't do
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# might Fnord be
interested??
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# watch out for the jam
that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)