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# the back button has a joke on it. of sorts.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# how do you get down off an elephant?
you don't you get down off a duck.

How do you tell the difference between a duck?
One of his legs is both the same
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# why do Australian firemen wear red braces?
Michael Hutchence nicked their belts
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Ouch baby
very ouch...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I knew that page had embedded MIDI
even with the sound turned off.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)