I saw (groom's mum) shed a tear at the wedding...
I said, 'don't cry (groom's mum), you're not losing a son, you're gaining a daughter'
She said 'why do you think I'm crying'
(pause)
then I noticed the smile on (bride's dad)'s face.
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Batsgirl,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23,
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