don't forgetto say how pretty the bridesmaids look, and avoid using the words tart, slut, bitch, clap, tosser or cunt and you won't go far wrong
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atomboy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24,
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How about this?The bridesmaids. Two of them look stunning and the other has scrubbed up not too badly considering. And if you were to ask me, I would, I wouldn't and I have in that order.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:32,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaperfect, then go on to discuss the relative merits of the bride and groom's mums, specifically which one you'd let give you head, then do a homoerotic bit about the dads. After all that, I'll be happy to give you a lift home from casualty
( atomboy,
Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:39,
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