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# i once ran the operator from a phonebox,
and asked for the number for santa claus.

when he said he didn't have it, I screamed 'You mean he doesn't exist?' and wailed and blubbered down the telephone at him

i was such a tear-away
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:06, archived)
# you silly
santa claus went ex-directory.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:12, archived)
# I once called 192
and asked for the number for directory enquiries.

They seemed quite confused by my request.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# tee hee
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# We used
to ask if there was an Operator on the line and then tell them to get off cos there was a train coming.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# wow me and my mate once
rang the opperator and said "operator this is neo were in" this confused the opperator and when he asked us if we were messing about we apologised and said we must have the wrong oporator
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)