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# Next thing ya know...

WHAP! Aerial kitten death is upon you.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# are you
Mystery Bob's long lost* twin brother?

*so long lost he didn't know he had one
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# He doesn't look like me!
...I don't have a beard.

*mourns lost beard*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# WHAT?!
The beard has gone?! Horrors! perhaps. You might be a fine dashing bloke without it, but I'm not gay or owt :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# No such luck....
...I'm now a slightly chubby potato with sideburns.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Oh, same as
me then, but me hair's longer :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# s'ok
I got beard enough for the lot of ya!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Can't do beards, me.
I get to 4 or 5 days in an' it itches like a bastard so it has to come off.......
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I used that exact same guy in a post once!
Small world/google
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# .
yep, first page of results, googling for 'screaming'. it was a rush job.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)