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# But it's so funny!
There's a village outside Brighton called Cowfold.
I love that name but wouldn't have a clue as to how to go about it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Cowfold is not
to far from me.
I think you have to start at the ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Wow
Cow origami. Now there's a marketing opportunity with real potential.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Cowrigami,
the ancient of Cow Folding.
Hang on whilst I knock up a quick Crane.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Took me a while to understand that last sentence...
Thought process as follows:
a) You need a crane to lift the cow so you can fold it. Winches, pulleys, etc.
b) You are going to get a bird pregnant
c) The crane is a tradtional cowrigami thingy.

Wake up me!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# You see
how genius my comedy is.
I, like, work on soooo many levels, man. Like, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# You're
pure comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I have
dwarfs mining me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)