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# Smell of a BADGER!
Arse of a WHALE!!

No offence
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Armpit of a CABBAGE!
Ear of a CARP!


nun taken
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Teeth of a SPIDER!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Voice of a EUNUCH!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Legs of a BUTCHER!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Knees of my NIECE!



God, I'm gorgeous!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Take me now.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Take you where?
The Bluebell Railway? That'd be a nice day out instead of work.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Ooh yes,
we can have a picnic.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Oh
It's a Jolly Holiday with Bovine...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Yay!
that fits.

Bovine makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Bovine makes the sun shine bright!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Though you're just a diamond in the rough, bov
Underneath your blood is bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Hoi!
*knees bent cockney dancing*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# knees bend
arms stretch, rar! rar! rar!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)