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# I love that bra!
It looks like an F or G-cup at least.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# what size
do you take, dawn?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Well, if my polystyrene ovaries are playing up I'm a 24 FF.
But if I'm OK, I can squeeze into a 26AA.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# ever thought
about surgery to "enhance your assets"?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I regard surgery as a violation of the spirit.
And I would NEVER be caught wearing one of those frumpy gowns.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# well i know a friend
who can sell you some massage gel, guaranteed to increase your breast size by two cup sizes. you don't have to wear a gown or anything.
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Look Buster!
I sell all sorts of lethal voodoo crap in my salon, from shit pills to mucous drops. Don't pull that crap on me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# how about
just the massage then? i can handle it.
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Show me the money!
Show me the money!

Debt collectors at my door
What do you do for me?
You got a have a J.O.B.
If you want to be with me
There ain't nothing going on but the rent!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)
# well,
i've got twenty quid, is that ok?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Fine.
Brush your teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# ?
And are you offering to massage it in??

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well
it'd be the gentlemanly thing to do, wouldn't it?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# hello dawn
long time no speak
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Evening Vicar.
My business is totally mintcondition now, since I started selling my body to people in the street.

I have to have about five "Filth Sessions" a day to pay for the new computer in the salon, which permits people to see what they would look like with all types of weaves.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# fantastic
glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# How does God sit with my life choices?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
# he told me to tell you
that bad hair was one of the sins that nearly made it in to the bible, so any method you use of improving people's styles is ok by him.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I knew it!
I am doing good works for God!

Bloody Su Pollard's gay husband wants me to rim him again! He's repulsive. BUT RICH!!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)