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# what he needs is some make up..
...in the eyes of course
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I don't use Rabbits to test my unguents on.
They don't scream, so how can you tell a product is rotting their eyes?

I drag people in off the streets under the guise of a "Free Makeover".
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# what what?
free makeover? gotta get me some of that
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I will, of course, be testing out some new products on you.
You will need to sign a waiver form in case your face/hair/hands rot off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# only if you dress as a badger
and perform the whole operation hopping on one leg
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Awfully demanding, aren't you?
Are you Nigerian?
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# i am not knowing of what you are tlaking
please, i am not fool you
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I only do Nigerians.
It's because of a family curse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)