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# After the carrot factory ear injury….
Rugby was very unhappy
with his prosthetics…

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# what he needs is some make up..
...in the eyes of course
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I don't use Rabbits to test my unguents on.
They don't scream, so how can you tell a product is rotting their eyes?

I drag people in off the streets under the guise of a "Free Makeover".
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# what what?
free makeover? gotta get me some of that
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I will, of course, be testing out some new products on you.
You will need to sign a waiver form in case your face/hair/hands rot off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# only if you dress as a badger
and perform the whole operation hopping on one leg
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Awfully demanding, aren't you?
Are you Nigerian?
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# i am not knowing of what you are tlaking
please, i am not fool you
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I only do Nigerians.
It's because of a family curse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# a bit to the left Rugby...
perfect, hold it there..
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Well that sort of thing
never gets a good reception

ba-dum, tisch!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# did you hear about the two television arials getting married?
The wedding was crap but the reception was fantastic...

I thank yeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# "i'm here all week - please try the fish."
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# did anyone
try the fish?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# yes
it wasn't good..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# rabbits that pick up freeview
whatever next?

kittens compatible 802.11b??

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# m'hay
goyvin
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# they already are
they now moving onto enhanced 802.11g with a 2 km range... eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Tee hee hee
aww bless him and his new bunny ears!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)