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# A deflated
zeppelin wouldn't fit up there.
I've heard it's the back up venue for the Albert Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# does it have
mushrooms dangling from the roof?
(Christopsy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# argh!
the snake!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# How should I know?
I've never been to the Albert Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Yes you have.
You did your one-woman show there.

A pitiful act, based soley on how disgusting you could be.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You're just jealous.
At least I get good guests up my cunt.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# you are so crude
Dawn, I'm shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I'm sorry Pootle.
I know I shouldn't swear, but that's the third time today that Bovine has made Rue d'Remarks about my tumpsy.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ignore him
he's just a big smelly.
He's trying to put everyone else off, so he can have you to himself
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I thought so.
He always tries to buy it a drink.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# The audience is OK
just a shame about the performers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# They were Romanian Gypsies!
I said they could come in and perform, but they ended up winkling the fillings out of my guests' teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# There's a field that we drive past every day
that used to be full of rabbits. The gypsies and their stinking kids move in, within days the rabbits were gone. Did they move off in a huff or did they become pie?
Who knows, either way, a tragedy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)