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# mingers are great


Its one of natures basic rights. Theres the right to live, the right to reproduce, and the right to laugh at other peoples faces.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# i don't remember
having that photo taken of myself.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# great innit?
Ive got it as my profile picture.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# he's very
dapper.

but how does he smell?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# with his ears
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
#
Ear glasses?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# you showed that to me last night... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# i know
i figured it was worth a 2nd outing ;)
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# ok then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i love the part that says you can use them for tracking animals.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# yes
but NEVER wear them whilst firing a gun
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# it's only a matter of time...
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/Binoseculars280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# the nasal hair
was a huge turn off for me
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# vladivostok?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# no thanks
got any chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# surprisingly,
yes.
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# is it fizzy?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# no
but that can be remedied, if you prefer?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# fizzy chickens!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# right
*cranks up photoshop*
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# what's photoshop
got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# i was going to make some
fizzy chickens
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# they'd be flat though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# never bloody
satisfied are you?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# yes, sometimes
just not very often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# That works you know...
...try cupping your hands behind your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# do you have clear perspex hands?
i haven't, so i prefer ear glasses
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# i do.
makes the "guess who" game a bit dull.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)
# u do too
ha ha ha

rock on
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)