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# WOO
Bill Bailey is playing at the brighton comedy festival! YAY!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# bah
he always plays so far away...and i wouldnt mind going to see him live...as i doubt he would be quite as funny dead...well unless you attached him to a car battery and got him to do the wiggly dance...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# My girlfriend talked to him about dolphins during his show in Edinburgh.
Three women walk into a pub, the first says 'Hurrah, we've colonised a male dominated joke format', second says 'Ooh, look at the arse on that, get the pints in', cos she was a nineties woman. Third said 'I'll have a Campari and soda, look at my big tits'. First says 'Of course, we'll never get over the fact this joke is being told by a man'.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)