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# Those damned mad scientists have ruined another perfectly good kitten!

Those damn idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# kittens!
yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

must resist urge to shop
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# shop away
i doubt anyone here will stop you
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# nope
but I have to get this stuff for my meeting done. It's early tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# i used to like
meetings at work

i just sat and blindly agreed with everyone whilst watching simpsons episodes in my head
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# I used to do something similar
when I was really working.

Except what goes through my head is much stranger than the simpsons

I had a boss at one point who could bore you to death, even through mental barriers like that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# my last boss
thought he was the funniest and most interesting person on earth

unfortunately he was a complete fuckwit

i was out with one of my ex-workmates last night - apparently the company's slowly falling apart and losing business

this made me happy
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# produce your work
in photoshopped form where kittens equal something and something else equals the thing - you know that thing...nah, its a terrible idea. Sorry
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# nah
it's a good idea :)

they'll think I've really truly cracked
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# nah better to do the work
and lull them into a ffalse sense of security before slaughtering and dancing smeered in the moon light - the black glass like reflections of the moon sparkling off the blood smeered upon you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)
# sorry
you lost me there

what exactly were you banging on about?
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# ummm
*backs away slowly*

and it's smeared /pedant
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)
# indeed it is
adds KMM's name to the list
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Mental disaster is
a way too good excuse off work believe me. They don't want to ask "sensative" questions!
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# hehehe
they already know I'm unstable

that's why the kittens would work :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# You obvious don't
realise that being in a mental hospital for 2 months without b3ta is like a crack addict after a day. Not sure whether that is a hundred % fact or just me being 99.9999995% drunk
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# Mad Scientists
wooooooo!
(Kael, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# what the fuck











is that?
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)
# kill
it
(kerouac, Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
killlll it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 10 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)
# The hospital? A house of germs?
You're an idiot, you get diseased and die, or some skin condition.



50% de la Popé, c'etait Half Marks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)