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# my survival technique involved
a big bottle of cheap redbull clone from tesco and a joint every morning. added bonus with that is you don't need to brave those papillion-esque toilets
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I had a good shit
before I left home so I wouldn't need one all weekend...

I didn't find the toilets that bad...they did stick like fuck, but didn't make me feel sick. I watched 2 people come out the toilets and instantly puke!...on the floor! there was a fucking toilet behind them:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)
# they were clean enough
it's just disturbing trying to piss when your face-to-face with some random bloke.

and from the rough calculations going on in my brain at the time by all rights I should technically have been pissing on his foot
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)
# I was worried by tha fact
that if you pissed in the daytime, you could see a reflection of whoever was pissing opposite you..
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)
# I never noticed that!
Mind you, I was always trying to piss as hard as I could to try and break up someones piece of shit!...I actualy managed to chop one in half!...yes, I am that weird!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)
# I kept expecting
a head to pop up like some one was hiding from the nazis

a couple of times I was standing there laughing and getting funny looks off the person next to me!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)
# i got a funny look
for screaming 'holy fuck! I've lost my cock!'

edit: I just look at your profile Az, nice taste in music you've got there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)
# I know I do:)
I wouldn't listen to it otherwise:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Don't get up, I was only leaving the room...

Righty.. I'm knackered, and I've got a hard days drinking ahead of me tomorrow, so I shall bid thee goodnight.

nos da, folks
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)
# night night!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)