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# The kittens
that resist AOLs evil force aren't evil, but they are the ones that get eaten. Those who go along with the satanic rituals, they are evil
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# which implies all kittens are evil
because the ones who aren't are dead
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Some have yet
to feel the wrath of AOL. They are safe while beast sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# There are a few who have escaped
they are now preforming sunclad pagan rituals against these evil demons. They have not succumbed to the Dark Side.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)
# I still think that kittens are intrinsically evil
but subtle
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)
# it's even in the dictionary

Kitten : kît''n
Noun
    1 Small, furry, multidimensional mammals that make up the fabric of the universe : ''Do quantum kittens play with superstring?''
   

  2 Evil beings that secretly plot mankinds destruction and must be potatoshopped at all cost : ''I haven''t potato''ed a kitten for a while.''
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)
# They are, as a rule...
But they are only evil for noble purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 15 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)