Warwould be so much nicer if they used joke shop tricks instead of guns.
Fleets of water- and stink-bombers, troops armed with fart sprays crossing itching powder minefields, and undercover whoopee cusion agents working behind enemy lines, with only trick chewing gum snapper thingies to defend themselves...
Much better way of sorting things out, I reckon.
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Fleets of water- and stink-bombers, troops armed with fart sprays crossing itching powder minefields, and undercover whoopee cusion agents working behind enemy lines, with only trick chewing gum snapper thingies to defend themselves...
Much better way of sorting things out, I reckon.
