If you make it to Cuba, go to the Hotel Mares inGuardalavaca, just to see the mustachioed lady on the crepe stand at brekkie. She cultivates a mustache better than any man I've ever seen. Try to talk to her without staring bug eyed at it. Amazing.
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pxyzyzygy,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47,
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Once when I was working in a supermarketI served a woman who had a wispy 15cm white beard, tied neatly with a pink ribbon in a bow. It was lovely.
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butchbint,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51,
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