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# morning all!

(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I waited and wasn't dissapointed!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha! Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# tj!
Surely theres hummus here.. if not, theres a good laugh anyway.
www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

ps. wooyay to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I sense
we may be seeing those pictures somewhere later today...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# cor!
I'm going to win that competition
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# But I always thought you was a girly.
Unless you're talking about a pant beard...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)
# She's a lesbian.
They all have precocious body hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Twirled into strange and wonderful
shapes, one hopes. Like topiary.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Pant beard!
Nice mental images....
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yo'uve obviously not met her ;)
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# lucky him
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# pfffft
an honour bestowed on only the lucky few i'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Shame they're blinded after meeting me
And people said Medusa had it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Lucky Girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I'm sure
you am nice...
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I'm a bearded lady
And I have a swirling moustachio too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# If you make it to Cuba, go to the Hotel Mares in
Guardalavaca, just to see the mustachioed lady on the crepe stand at brekkie. She cultivates a mustache better than any man I've ever seen. Try to talk to her without staring bug eyed at it. Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Once when I was working in a supermarket
I served a woman who had a wispy 15cm white beard, tied neatly with a pink ribbon in a bow. It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# "Pant Beard ..."
That is a phrase that I don't hear enough

"Pant Beard"
"Pant Beard"
"Pant Beard"
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# splendid
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Quality.
I hate that shit instrument. Oh, and when I last F5'd, I got a banner advert for blueyonder broadband. What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# its like dialup, but much faster.




I'll get me coat...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# *slap*
Oi! Less of that.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# really?
there be no ads on b3ta. Are you on an NTL dialup number?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# drug induced hallucinations is always a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
#
Yes please...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Nope.
I just got that banner, and no b3ta. It's probably just my shit work computer's fault, though.

Edit: In fact, it once redirected me to silverlink railways when I refreshed.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I get that with some shitty "internet Optimizer" bollocks.
does it when I click links every now and again too. You on freeserve?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Download Spybot S&D
and remove all that shit from your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# no point really,
I wont have to use the piece of shit in a week. Am getting spanky new BT Broadband
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# It's worth doing anyway,
all kinds of crap gets downloaded without you knowing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# thatd explain how me mam found out id been lookin at porn on her laptop....
this fucking shortcut thing appeared on the desktop without me even fucking noticing it...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# It's nowt to do with me,
I just turn up and abuse work's internet.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Superb!
Recorders are fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)