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# I'd meet him 'neath the Jub Jub tree,
think of the things that he'd teach me.
Like, how to draw a Bush Baby.
and how to shag a Wallaby.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Nice response.
You ,me, behind the bike sheds, five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Five minutes?
You take that long?
You stud.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# No,
be there in five minutes.
Bring something warm...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# A hot water bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# That'll do.
I'm bringing the fires of passion with me...and some chocolate spread sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Nutella I hope.
I'm not cheap you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Thermos of Bovril?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Cor,
you saucy minx.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)