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# a portrait of the artist as a man having a bad wacom day


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(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# hehe
that's excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Is that
Rolf Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# nope,
that is actually a self portrait, i'm a reet munter!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Rolf Harris is the second cousin
of a friend of a friend of mine.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Right,
I want to meet him...set up a meeting for me.
You have two hours.
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# get
Blessed too, that'd be amazing
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# It would be like being on drugs
without being on drugs.
Prolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# "... get Blessed on the phone now...
I DON'T CARE WHICH MOUNTAIN HE'S UP...."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Get Blessed on the phone now!
Call Dial-A-Bishop today, my child, for a sincere and reverent blessing
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I met
rolf and he gave me a pair of comedy glasses and a fake beard
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Done
Meet by the oak tree at dusk. She'll be wearing a didgeridoo. Although she's very very English.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I'd meet him 'neath the Jub Jub tree,
think of the things that he'd teach me.
Like, how to draw a Bush Baby.
and how to shag a Wallaby.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Nice response.
You ,me, behind the bike sheds, five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Five minutes?
You take that long?
You stud.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# No,
be there in five minutes.
Bring something warm...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# A hot water bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# That'll do.
I'm bringing the fires of passion with me...and some chocolate spread sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Nutella I hope.
I'm not cheap you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Thermos of Bovril?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Cor,
you saucy minx.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i can guess what it is yet,
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Looks like Ernest Hemingway.
still on that bloody cuba thing
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Yes
I no
(fly on the wall, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Life sucks sometimes
Like now, I'm off to work. That sucks.
The fact that b3ta made me forget about my lunch, which set off the smoke alarm also sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# My wacom pen is playing up
the pressure sensing has gone all wonky.

Wierdly, the old pen (which was broke) now works fine. I'm confused, and looking remarkably like your pic (but with more teeth).
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# it's a bugger aint it?
my wacom is workin fine, it's just my hands that've turned spaccy. and i look just like my pic, with more teeth tho, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# i don't know what a wacom is
but my red pen's just run out...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)