'The man has pleaded innocent and denies knowing that his wife had been pregnant'
What, he thought she was just putting a bit of weight on? Weight which, one day, she magically lost? Five times?
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pxyzyzygy,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:25,
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Errr, yeah officer.
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:29,
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Don't you love it when terribly guilty people
come up with desperate pleas of innocence? Like OJ Simpson... hang on...
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pxyzyzygy,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:30,
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"It was like that when I got here"
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:32,
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I was just walking the dog when...
..I was hit by a tiny meteorite that knocked me insensible for a minute, and when I got up I noticed these 13 dead people and blood stains all over me, but I don't remember a thing....
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon.,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 15:34,
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