go on
i want details
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:23,
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basically
when you have a heart attack, a proven way of reviving yourself without CPR is to rip out the offending organ, attach it and tune it in to radio 4, then wait until you either collapse or the heart gains the quiet, relaxing and informative approach radio 4 offers, and returns to a more peaceful lifestyle inside your bloody open chest cavity.
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_null_,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:25,
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i need to try that
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the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:31,
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but radio two is more relaxing
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:31,
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it has
to have a certain degree of exitement in order to restart the heart
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DeviousMiscreant,
Wed 24 Sep 2003, 20:32,
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