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# Lean mean banjo machine!
Shite. Mindpissed.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# A lean, mean,
fat reducing banjo machine.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# It was actually a combination of a banjo and ukulele
called a banjolele.

*FACT*.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Quite true.
Ever seen his house in Southport? Quite spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Does it have
clean windows?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Very.
But very few corners, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# She wants to join in
but I fucked with her head.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Personally, had I ever met him,
I'd have smacked his fucking jaw shut with his banjolele.

*FACT*.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# If it was George Formbyman
I'd have paid to see you try.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'd have paid to have a go.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Fuck me.
There's prize money at stake. It gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)