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[challenge entry] 'I'm leaning on a small post
at the corner of the ring
In case a certain heavyweight fighter comes by.'



'Oh, me. Oh my. I hope that heavyweight fighter comes by...
Hee hee! Turned out bloody again!'

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# George Formbyman !
he's got a lean mean banjolele machine !

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# A lean, mean,
fat reducing banjo machine.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# It was actually a combination of a banjo and ukulele
called a banjolele.

*FACT*.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Quite true.
Ever seen his house in Southport? Quite spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Does it have
clean windows?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Very.
But very few corners, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i just want to join in
although it's fucking with my head
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Personally, had I ever met him,
I'd have smacked his fucking jaw shut with his banjolele.

*FACT*.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# If it was George Formbyman
I'd have paid to see you try.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I'd have paid to have a go.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Fuck me
There's prize money at stake. It gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Lean mean banjo machine!
Shite. Mindpissed.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# A lean, mean,
fat reducing banjo machine.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# It was actually a combination of a banjo and ukulele
called a banjolele.

*FACT*.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Quite true.
Ever seen his house in Southport? Quite spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Does it have
clean windows?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Very.
But very few corners, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# She wants to join in
but I fucked with her head.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Personally, had I ever met him,
I'd have smacked his fucking jaw shut with his banjolele.

*FACT*.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# If it was George Formbyman
I'd have paid to see you try.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'd have paid to have a go.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Fuck me.
There's prize money at stake. It gets better.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 28 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)