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[challenge entry] maRadonna
imagine the sound of maradona and madonna fucking

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I did like the way Maradonna
turned into a coke-snorting lardbarrel when he quit football. It was the nose of God, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# It was.
Those stubby little legs were designed for shinning up coke trees. It was just a lucky accident that he ended up in kick-the-ball.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# T'was his destiny
the poor little man.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# even better:
he was a coke-head while he was a playing
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I thought
they all are
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# they are!
but only monday through wednesdays, so tonite is the last night. thanks to god who made cocaine be untraceable so swiftly
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Maradona's body is like a fat nun's.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Robbie Coltrane.
Nuns on the run.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Yes?
I quite liked it.

Robbie Coltrane is good in drag.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# has
that been tatty shopped at all?
(Zed Smith, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# what is: tatty shopped?
like
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
#
Policeman: You're nicked, son
Potato: Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# potato: i didnaehdoit
.
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)