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# A neutron walks into a bar and asks
How much for a pint of beer please?
The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'

^_^

A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'

/crap physics pub jokes
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34, archived)