Pieve of string walks into the pubThe barman says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve string."
String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.
Barman says "Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?"
String says "No mate, I'm a frayed knot".
(String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.
Barman says "Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?"
String says "No mate, I'm a frayed knot".
supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:17,
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That made me giggleas did the picture above.
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Sea Urchin Ceviche,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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A neutron walks into a bar and asksHow much for a pint of beer please?
The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'
^_^
A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'
/crap physics pub jokes
(The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'
^_^
A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'
/crap physics pub jokes
Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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Me too.I like the one about string:
"Fraid not, we don't serve string."
That's all I can remember about jokes. I only have a 3MB memory capacity.
THEY KNOW IT TOO!! So funny!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:21,
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"Fraid not, we don't serve string."
That's all I can remember about jokes. I only have a 3MB memory capacity.
THEY KNOW IT TOO!! So funny!
Could you pleasegive me more information on the gay Day Trip to Koh Kai as advertised on the poster in your bar.
Many thanks
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:25,
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Many thanks
ah ha haI love Thailand - err not in that way I umm mean you know well it's a nice country, friendly people etc
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@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45,
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