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# How do you turn a duck into a Soul Singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)
# There were two sausages in a frying pan
one turns to the other and says "Blimey, it's hot in here" and the other one turns back and says "WOAH!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"...ahem.
(SimonP, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 12:21, archived)