I shared a house with a bloke who workedfor the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food.
He came back from work one evening and, after 5 minutes in the kitchen, returned to watch TV with a salad, a pork pie and some new potatoes.
Listening to him crunching away, I asked him if he'd actually cooked the potatoes.
'Nah,' he answered, 'It said on the packet they were delicious hot or cold.'
I have no idea what he did all day at MAFF...
(He came back from work one evening and, after 5 minutes in the kitchen, returned to watch TV with a salad, a pork pie and some new potatoes.
Listening to him crunching away, I asked him if he'd actually cooked the potatoes.
'Nah,' he answered, 'It said on the packet they were delicious hot or cold.'
I have no idea what he did all day at MAFF...
chthonic,
Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:01,
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