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# Bad meal...
Worst meal I ever cooked was for my girlfriend.

Starter:
Avocado and rice, with spring onion garnish.

Main Course:
Red onion in a rosemary and thyme (lightly sauteed in butter) fajitas, with some lightly grilled turkey for me, seeing I'm not a veggie.

Dessert:
Individual fruit pieces dipped in melted plain Terry's orange.

What's wrong with that, I hear you ask?

Well, all through the cooking process, I had been drinking beer, so when it came to the after-dinner snuggling, things went a bit further than intended which led to a HUGE row about my sex-drive (rampant) and hers (non-existent) which led to the true love of my life walking out, never to be seen again.
Sigh.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Well...
... if your sex life was that incompatible you weren't exactly ideal partners were you?

Still sucks though.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)