worst thing ever consumedwas when i was a lot younger, drinking underage in a mate's free gaff.
After the various beers led to raiding the drinks cabinet, I ended up with half a tumbler of whiskey. Needing a mixer, i poured in pure Ribena concentrate. In an attempt to rescue it, I then drunkenly poured in a handful of mixed spices.
Their white carpet was much improved by the purple circle.
Oh, and by the by, a friend of mine once (when we were all moving into a house together in the states, unfurnished at time) ate a squashed white thing on the floor for a bet.
He swore blind it was old popcorn, one of the lads said styrofoam, I said a veruca.
Ten dollars saw that one nearly eaten. He bit a piece off, chewed thoughtfully...
Then spat it across the room - 'It's NOT POPCORN!'.
Best $10 I ever made.
(After the various beers led to raiding the drinks cabinet, I ended up with half a tumbler of whiskey. Needing a mixer, i poured in pure Ribena concentrate. In an attempt to rescue it, I then drunkenly poured in a handful of mixed spices.
Their white carpet was much improved by the purple circle.
Oh, and by the by, a friend of mine once (when we were all moving into a house together in the states, unfurnished at time) ate a squashed white thing on the floor for a bet.
He swore blind it was old popcorn, one of the lads said styrofoam, I said a veruca.
Ten dollars saw that one nearly eaten. He bit a piece off, chewed thoughtfully...
Then spat it across the room - 'It's NOT POPCORN!'.
Best $10 I ever made.
WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about,
Fri 10 Oct 2003, 11:55,
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