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# Terrible food from Asda.
I once lived in a student house with a man who ate asda smartprice sausages cooked in the microwave with uncooked smartprice mushy peas on the side. He also liked to buy two packets of smartprice instant noodles and a family pack of smartprice mince and fry them in a pan for about half an hour with no seasonings until they were a grey mush. Smartprice smartprice smartprice.
My reccomendation, though, is something you can get in asda called 'lorne sausage.' You get ten slices for a quid (or you did.) It was grade X burger meat in a loose square patty, frozen. And once I attempted to make a curry using squares of it, 2 tablespoons of curry paste and two tablespoons of butter. You have to try this yourself to see how bad an idea it is. Lorne sausage disintigrates when cubed. I probably burned the rice too.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 20:53, archived)