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# Then if you owned your own cat
it wouldn't shit in your garden.
Cats have been doing their business wherever they like long before human beings started claiming bit of this Earth as their own.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Woah there sparky.
It was humans that "domesticated" the selfish shitting machines in the first place. Not that they're actual pets, or anything. Nasty, bordering on evil. That's yer average cat.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Cats do their own thing
which is why I like then, they hate control freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Nah...
They just don't get it.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Goodo!
I will come and lay golden turds all around your garden then!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# You can throw stones at them until...
...you get a good flank hit and they run away, but five minutes later they're back in the SAME position trying to squeeze the same one out, the bastards.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# You two are in love
I can tell, in your cat hating fenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Your all jealous.
100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Do at least TRY to keep up, old boy...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You are quite bizarre don't you know that
there is secure acommodation for you two if you inquire at Social Services.

..and my gender is female, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# You're very kind.
Very kind indeed. Your gender maybe female, but that's only your phenome talking.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
On second thoughts I don't want to know, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)