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# ehee
(ejit90, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ok...
grouphug.us/confessions/229469012
(Pjotr, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Exterminate Cats1
They shit in other peoples gardens!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Don't I know...
Them and foxes...
(ejolleys, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Say it loud and proud, brother...
Cats are nothing but selfish, furry shitting machines.

100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Then if you owned your own cat
it wouldn't shit in your garden.
Cats have been doing their business wherever they like long before human beings started claiming bit of this Earth as their own.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Woah there sparky.
It was humans that "domesticated" the selfish shitting machines in the first place. Not that they're actual pets, or anything. Nasty, bordering on evil. That's yer average cat.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Cats do their own thing
which is why I like then, they hate control freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Nah...
They just don't get it.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Goodo!
I will come and lay golden turds all around your garden then!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# You can throw stones at them until...
...you get a good flank hit and they run away, but five minutes later they're back in the SAME position trying to squeeze the same one out, the bastards.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# You two are in love
I can tell, in your cat hating fenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Your all jealous.
100% FACT.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Do at least TRY to keep up, old boy...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You are quite bizarre don't you know that
there is secure acommodation for you two if you inquire at Social Services.

..and my gender is female, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# You're very kind.
Very kind indeed. Your gender maybe female, but that's only your phenome talking.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
On second thoughts I don't want to know, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# it`s
a bit like that scene out of Airplane.. except with eggs.. and humans.. um, sort of..

and don`t you open your gob, Mictogayboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# did you say something
cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# nah
that was your missus mumbling as she sucked "little Rik"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# or as she calls it
'miniscule rik'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)