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# The neighbours
round the back of my mum's house had a poodle. Fucking horrible dogs. Anyway, this one used to eat its lead. Eventually it would get so far then start to choke and the neighbour had to pick the dog up by the lead, where it would hang while it slowly regurgitated its way back down.

The lead used to rot 'cos of the bile or whatever coating the end and they'd buy another. It always had a few lead coloured threads hanging out of its arse.

When it got older they took it to the vet 'cos it was off its food and the vet removed a tennis ball-sized lump of congealed chewed dog lead.

They've got a rottweiler now. Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Kids are evil
My friend told me she was looking after the school hamster one weekend and she put it in its ball and pushed it down the stairs. Whoops

My older sister whan she was very little, somehow got our goldfish Flora out of her bowl, and tried to help it by scuwering it with her my little pony pencil
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# our dog would eat all sorts of trash
off the floor on his walks so one day after market we allowed him to eat a raw chili pepper...his mouth went numb for the next few hours and he did all sorts of wierd faces.
He was called Rocky Balboa and was nuts...he would pull my bike and would grab his little rubber bone so hard with his teath that you could swing him round and round like at the olympics ^_^
(Saffy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I must have missed
that event
(Jibbed, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 3:35, archived)