Why has everyone abused hamsters?
When I was younger, at a mates house, I was playing on his computer, when he put his pet hamster on my shoulder. Not realising what it was I instincitvely grabbed it and threw it across the room.
It hit that wall and bounced down onto his bed. Were it lay, looking sheepish (or concussed).
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Psychotic Mongoose,
Thu 16 Oct 2003, 11:55,
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We
had a hamster that abused itself - it used to hang off the roof of its cage and swing to and fro. then it died of a heart attack.
Still reckon it was my (then 14 year old) sister's fault for feeding the bloody thing too much chocolate.
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mentalageofseven,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:40,
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weird greg
i had a friend called greg (he was weird) that liked to eat the hamster chocolate treats i had. he always said that hamster food was delicious. so i put hamster poo in his crisps. what? it was hamster food once!
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manolith hooray for me,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:47,
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