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(, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:02, archived)
That's not a farce.Where's the vicar and the policeman and the au pair locked naked in a cupboard and the hilarious case of mistaken identity?
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MissPrism,
Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:04,
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.They're all banging the hell out of each other at the end of the bed,
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Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:07,
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What you got there, then,is an orgy. If it were a farce, the one on the right would think that the one in red was trying to steal the spoons, but the one in the middle would think she was a Duchess, whereas in reality she would be the mistress of old Uncle Herbert who is currently stuck in the hayloft with the lithe milkmaid, while her cows have wandered into the drawing-room and eaten all the cucumber sandwiches...
*SLAP*
Thanks. I needed that.
(*SLAP*
Thanks. I needed that.
MissPrism,
Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:10,
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But who is dressed up as a member of the opposite sex?and despite still having a full beard, is suddenly attractive to middle-aged men?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:12,
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I'd forgotten about him.Probably Uncle Herbert again. He swaps clothes with the dairymaid, but her knickers don't fit so he hides them in the teapot. The real Duchess comes round for tea later; hilarity ensues as her hat is eaten by a cow and she chokes on the elastic.
( MissPrism,
Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:14,
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