wait.. there's moreI went to school with a really obese kid called Andrew. And by obese I mean michellin man style lagging on his legs.
Anyway, he left his gym kit out in the changing rooms just before the P.E. lesson started. I don't know whether I just saw my chance or fate decided, but I seized my day and, with the aid of a ice lolly stick, smeared a streak of thick mud down the inside of his white nylon shorts.
As Andrew emerged from the changing rooms to face his fellow peers, and as an unexpected bonus the girl's netball squad, my carefully chosen henchmen shrieked 'he's shit his pants'
For the rest of his 2 remaining school years he was known as 'The Shittypants Kid' and also, quite bizarrely, 'Chicken Giblets'. I knew my work was complete.
Incidentally I met his brother about 6 years after I left school. I enquired after Andrew and discovered that he was blind due to the same illness that had caused his weight problem and that he had hid this from his classmates.
Whatever.
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:32,
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Anyway, he left his gym kit out in the changing rooms just before the P.E. lesson started. I don't know whether I just saw my chance or fate decided, but I seized my day and, with the aid of a ice lolly stick, smeared a streak of thick mud down the inside of his white nylon shorts.
As Andrew emerged from the changing rooms to face his fellow peers, and as an unexpected bonus the girl's netball squad, my carefully chosen henchmen shrieked 'he's shit his pants'
For the rest of his 2 remaining school years he was known as 'The Shittypants Kid' and also, quite bizarrely, 'Chicken Giblets'. I knew my work was complete.
Incidentally I met his brother about 6 years after I left school. I enquired after Andrew and discovered that he was blind due to the same illness that had caused his weight problem and that he had hid this from his classmates.
Whatever.
worst prank everWhen my mate passed out due too much drink for the third time in a month, it was deemed appropriate to teach him a lesson - so myself and my 2 mates each gave our pubes a quick trim and gave his face a nice sprinkling of cheesey hairs - "parmezaning" we called it.
Amazingly were still best mates with him, but were always very watchful when drunk around him these days.
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:42,
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Amazingly were still best mates with him, but were always very watchful when drunk around him these days.