my grandma(rest her soul) had a stroke and was paralysed from the waist down. I used to take her for walks in the afternoon, to a park with a pond featuring ducks and geese. Well, ducks are cool but geese are cunts and are always hissing and charging you. the bastards. anyway, one day i had decided that i had had enuff of grannies shite, so i took her by the pond where all the geese are, and fiplled her chair over. OH, how i laughed as the geese swarmed my parapeligc grannie and proceeded to pluck her eyes out! What a prank!
Just kidding, but the other story is really true :p
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Just kidding, but the other story is really true :p