Not one of mine, butWhen I was at a certain Northern English University College With A Strongly Artistic Slant in the late 80s some acquaintances of mine celebrated a fellow student's birthday with some Ex-lax chocolate that had had the writing melted off and been repackaged (art students: easy). The poor fucker ate the lot in one evening and spent hours running to the bog. It kind of stopped being funny when he started shitting green slime.
Correction: 'stopped being funny' SHOULD READ 'got fucking hilarious', as the guy in question later revealed himself to be a total cunt.
(Correction: 'stopped being funny' SHOULD READ 'got fucking hilarious', as the guy in question later revealed himself to be a total cunt.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:57,
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