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# Superglue
There were a couple of arsehole girls sharing a room opposite me in the student halls who really wound everyone up.

I ended up putting a couple of drops of superglue into the key hole of the lock one night while they were out.

It took the caretaker 3 hours to chisel out the wooden frame around the door to let them in and then disassemble the lock.

Funniest thing was that another girl on the corridor, who nobody liked, got all the blamed, kicked out of halls and eventually quit the course.

Did I feel guilty? Did I fu.........
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Chainsaw massacre
After a drug & drink fuelled night a group of friends came back to mine for a few more........ Well i had just serviced my chainsaw but i had not refitted the chain it only had the bare blade/chainguide.
well.... as laugh i went out started it up, went running into the room waving it around people were jumping out of the windows etc hahahahaha think my friend spence is still running aint seen him since hahaha
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Superglue
Once when I was very young I superglued the handset to the receiver on a public telephone box and then laughed with my friends across the street as people tried to use the phone..
We stopped laughing and ran for it when one guy REALLY pulled the handset and smacked himself in the face with it!

Also on the run up to bonfire night we used to stick stink bombs to the front of those cheapo mini rockets you could get when a kid and fire them through the local libraries door as one of us held it open.
Screach.. Tinkle.. pooh!


(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)