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# at school
some mates and I were doing that thing where one hyperventilates for a bit then uses the shoulders to block bloodflow to the head. After a few seconds you usually pass out doing this; we did it for the fun coming-around boot-up feeling where you gradually remember where you are, who you are, what day it is and why the fuck everything is all grey.
We were hanging around next to this river after school when it was decided that I should demonstrate my particular technique for passing out. As we were next to a river in full school uniform I asked my companions to ensure I didn't go anywhere near it when incapacitated. I woke up shortly afterwards to see them pissing themselves laughing whilst I lay flat on my back in the river, completely saturated.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I remember...
...doing the passing out technique with a bunch of mates when we were 14. Funny thing was when we eventually passed out we acted like total tits, ran around and said some really embarresing stuff and never remembered any of it and this was while we were "sparked out".

Also my mates younger brother developed a technique where he would be able to make himself passout without our help and go on crazy seizures. His face was a picture when he woke to find himself tied to the bannister with his jeans down and his mum coming home :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)