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[challenge entry] Stanvis:
Hey y'all, I'm Stan and I play the guitar. Would you like to touch my hairy parts?

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From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(stanley_tuesday, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I'd rather slam my knob in the door
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)
# seconded
(Pjotr, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)
# you mean his or yours
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Personally,
I would't advise anyone to slam their penis in a door, but if anyone wants to do this to Jim Davidson, i'm not going to stop them.
(mcalidnb, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)
# no
I meant the knob in my door
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# yes
hahahahahahahaha ali
(steph_2805, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# That
made me laugh and cough and now there's coffee on the floor. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)
# sex-coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Shit.
Rumbled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# would not recommend it
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# #10
Damnit, now the top's come off my penis. Your ideas were bad.
(stanley_tuesday, Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)