A mateof mine used to go to a really small village primary school. I think there were about 5 or 6 kids in his year with him. My mate used to be (and still is to some degree) a right little bastard. He was always doing dodgy things. When he got rumbled, he used to blame this other kid in his class. This happened so many times that the other kid was sent to a school for children with behavioural problems. Poor little fucker hadn't done a thing wrong!
Cunt!
Again not me, but this still makes me piss myself whenever I think about. A mate of mine told me a story about a guy from round his way called Choclate Eddie (fuck knows where the name came from).Anyway he goes into the offie to get the beers in. He's counting out a load of change to pay with, and he's 5p short. The woman in the offie wont have it , and says he cannot have aforementioned beers. So he flops his cock onto the counter, and says 'See that? Now fuck off!' Picks up the beer and walks out with it!
Even now its making me laugh......
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Again not me, but this still makes me piss myself whenever I think about. A mate of mine told me a story about a guy from round his way called Choclate Eddie (fuck knows where the name came from).Anyway he goes into the offie to get the beers in. He's counting out a load of change to pay with, and he's 5p short. The woman in the offie wont have it , and says he cannot have aforementioned beers. So he flops his cock onto the counter, and says 'See that? Now fuck off!' Picks up the beer and walks out with it!
Even now its making me laugh......
D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Sun 26 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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Shared Kitchens......At Uni....used to get ABSOLUTELY EVERY MUG AND CUP in all the kitchens then do the whole 'filling them up with water & turning them upside down on the worksurfaces' thing. Old trick, new slant I'd like to think. Literally hundreds of them....a joy to behold.
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Sun 26 Oct 2003, 15:57,
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